Mistaken Identity

Today, in the very same middle school, I was mistaken for both a student and a parent.

Teacher 1: "Wait just a second...oh - I thought you were a student! But then I thought, 'We don't have any pregnant students here right now!"

Teacher 2 (later in the day): "Oh hi! Are you with the PTA?"

Obviously, I prefer the first teacher's impression, and while it is a sad commentary on our society, I didn't mind being mistaken for a pregnant 8th grader!